The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on.
Just make sure the car door is closed...

Girls are always running through my mind.
They don't dare walk.

Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!

Women might be able to fake orgasms,
But men can fake a whole relationship.

Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.